February 2012
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When I was 15 and discovered Pavement I also...
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SNORT DRUGS WHEN I'M SO...
bringtheruckuss:
GODDAMMIT
January 2012
11 posts
Azealia Banks rapped at Karl Lagerfeld's house. →
thatwhitebitch:
Like, it is possible on this planet to become a viral rap star via the word “cunt” and end up at Karl Lagerfeld’s house in Paris saying that word to his face.
This is an abundant earth we live on, fellow homo sapiens.
rockycreepskate asked: So I'm washing dished the other day and I randomly startthinking oh how awesome cool you are: youre whole Italian thing you got goin, how you have these crazy good parties and never, from an outsider's view, seem to get in trouble. Anc I just start laughingto myself. In my kitchen. Washing dishes. No joke
Nothing in this World — The Kinks
I'd like everyone to know
that when I woke up this morning both my phone and my laptop were dead and I spent a good minute wondering how I was gonna figure out what time it was before I remembered CLOCKS.
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Between the Lines -- A Journey Into the World of... →
Maybe there is a lot of free parking in Los Angeles but I wouldn’t know because parking tickets.
December 2011
9 posts
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Is the marker of adulthood having a printer that...
I don’t have that.
Film Studies Ryan Gosling →
I totally understand these jokes because of my degree and I’m gonna laugh EXTRA LOUD at them to make sure everybody knows I’m educated.
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A friend was kind enough to remind me of the time I was v. drunk talking to a guy at a party who told me I should be impressed by how smart and cultured he was because “GOOOdard” was his favorite director. I laughed as if he was being funny even though I knew he was being serious and then still let him put his face on mine because HAHAHA! STANDARDS!
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Brenton Wood — Baby You Got It
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theidiotking:
Animal Collective - The Purple...
Christmas list:
wamiv-:
Audemars Piguet watch
Dimples in my necktie
Hermès briefcase
Cartier top clips
Silk lined blazers
Diamond cream facials
VVS cuff links
Six-star pent suites
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How rich does buying a full tank of gas make you...
For me, it’s Kardashian rich.
November 2011
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I went to the grocery store this morning
and there was a customer loitering by my cart and glancing over at me. So I ask if I could help him with anything, and he goes “No, no, that’s all right……I’m just admiring your melons.” I grimace a bit, but still smile politely because to be fair, I did have two melons in my cart — but then he goes, “Good one, right?”
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Birdday jamz
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Oh my god that Twilight Zone episode with the guy that just wants to read all the time but no one will let him and then the world ends and he finally has all the time he could ever want and he’s so happy but then he stumbles and his glasses break and he’s surrounded by books that he’ll never be able to read and he bursts into tears and wails ‘That’s not...
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"Montclair Plaza job opportunities"
is a cool thing to google if you’re feeling a little sad about not having a job and living in Claremont and you need a concrete push towards suicide.
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When I wake up I like to gauge how drunk I was the night before by how much makeup is still on my face vs my pillow vs someone else’s face.
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2 nyquil before 9pm?
gettin BUUUCKWILD 2nite y’all
October 2011
18 posts
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“SOMETIMES DOLORES YOU HAVE TO BE A HIGH RIDING BITCH DOLORES, SOMETIMES BEING A...”
– oh my GOD Kathy Bates in Dolores Claiborne.
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Babysitting for 8 hours today
Can’t wait.
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I know, I know. But shhhh
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Life Empty Stomach Full: A Memoir*
Yesterday my stomach sank when I realized I haven’t had a “real” first love. Today my stomach sank when I realized 20 days still separate me from a burrito.
Emotionally balanced, yes?
*Credit Cusifer for the title.
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Unpopular Opinion
Jack Siegel is an overrated photographer now get off my dick
